Realtor: A massacre happened in this area….300 people died..
White person: Sell me the house.
Realtor: …are you sure?
White person: I’ll pay triple.
Realtor: The pervious 5 owners have all come up missing
White person: Do you prefer cash or check?
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004